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"The end of school is the saddest time of the year. I hate saying goodbye to all my friends."

I miss...

The children at their cousin's grave

Life With The Invisible Man

Joe bids dolly good-bye

The night

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'As a teenager, I was constantly abused.'

'Writer of drama'

Hunter Leaves Trail of Grief

He got a little emotional before big presentations.

Son, I'm adopted

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

Carys talks about social distance

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

After the Sentence

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"A homeless person ate my homework."

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