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"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"That must be the artist over there."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

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