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"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"