Emotional Story Lover Pillows

'He cries when the News is sad!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

After the Sentence

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Fairy tale

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"