Heartfelt Story Lover Pillows

"So who do you think Carolina is?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Jacques et Jille

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"What did Jesus order?"

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

William Tell

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."