Storytelling Lover Pillows

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

Sharpless and Pinkerton, Madam Butterfly

Through ingenuity and determination, Frank was able to win the race by a head.

'... And before you answer, don't forget who polishes you every morning!'

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

Movie Apple Peel

"I'm not staring into space, I'm breaking the fourth wall."

Rapunzel

Orpheus and Eurydice

Buckaroo Rogers

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Gianni Rodari

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

The three pigs...House of bricks.

'Forget about the Big Bad Wolf. With your market exposure, I'm worried about the bears!'

'I'm thinking about going dark and gritty.'

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 27

Gnome in front of a woman.

'That Narcissus had better stop trying to kiss himself.'

'No thanks, I've just eaten'

An interview with Codlin and Short

"What did Jesus order?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."