Cinematic Storytelling Lover Pillows

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Bloody hell!"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

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"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Tom Hanks

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Kirsten Johnson

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Star Wars Audience