Film Adaptation Lover Pillows

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Bloody hell!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Tom Hanks

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Star Wars Audience

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Kirsten Johnson

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Cinéma Vérité

Harriet Walter

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'