Film Adaptation Lover Prints

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Robocop and Juliet.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Star Wars Audience

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kirsten Johnson

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Cinéma Vérité

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."