Film Adaptation Fan Pillows

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"The Eggsorcist"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

I want to be a lawn!

Interesting encounters in history.

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'He's been shot!'

Fiction for Plumbers

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).