Lover Of Adaptations Pillows

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

E-Baying @ The Moon

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Batman O' War

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

State of the Union

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

How to deliver a baby grand.

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

Fearless Frog Part 10