Adaptation Aficionado Pillows

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"By Tuesday noon we need the abridged tween market adaptation of the novelization of the movie based on the comic book."

'I'm reading a movie that was made into a TV series that was made into a book.'

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Call me?"

So you're a mocking bird...

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Driverless cars rage.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sitting in a tree

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"