Alternative Aficionado Pillows

"...I hate mainstream music."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Man...You age great!'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

You had me at vintage.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Antiques

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Cremaster Cycle

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Wow!"

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Radiant, yet flammable.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

A 1950's Barber Shop

"I must have completely lost track of time."