Emotional Movie Lover Pillows

"You know I always cry at these things!"

'Are you crying?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'I always cry at weddings!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Harriet Walter

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Ennio Morricone

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

James Bond: Senior Years.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"No sign of Simba?"

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Marcello Mastroianni.

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

"Start talking."

Djargo.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Titanic 100th anniversary

Cars at the drive in.

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Making noise in the cinema