Romantic Movie Lover Pillows

'You haven't asked me out in weeks. Would I like to go out to a movie? No thanks I'm busy!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Housekeeping?!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kirsten Johnson

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Snake Eyes

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Mermaids in love

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Film Lovers.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'