Romantic Film Fans Pillows

"You had me at toro."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Harriet Walter

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Film Lovers.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'