Sentimental Story Enthusiasts Gifts

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Audio Books

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Proceedings of the club

Meet the pop-up author.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"It's post-gingerbread."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

Barbara Cartland

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'