Sentiment Enthusiast Gifts

'I wish they'd leave us out of their sordid affairs!'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Nick Cave

"That must be the artist over there."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Mushy Peas

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Barbara Cartland