Sentiment Enthusiast Pillows

'I wish they'd leave us out of their sordid affairs!'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

The Map of the Human Heart

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"That must be the artist over there."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Mushy Peas

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

Bad Career Move

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Barbara Cartland