Sentimentalists T-Shirts

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I want a pony!"

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Storage Unit of Love

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Barbara Cartland

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

Newton's Cradle Romance

Forbidden love.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. Is it manly to keep a diary? I've thought of journaling, to help me process all the unbearable horrors and losses I experience. Like when they discontinued the Sega Genesis. I bet journaling would've helped me through that difficult time of my life. "Difficult time of your life"? Instead, I sank deep into depression, refused to speak, and painted my Apple Newton black.

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"