Sentimental Scientist T-Shirts

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Carbon Dating.

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"That must be the artist over there."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Mushy Peas

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Storage Unit of Love

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"