Sentimental Scientist Prints

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Carbon Dating.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

"That must be the artist over there."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Mushy Peas

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Storage Unit of Love

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"