Sentimentality Seeker T-Shirts

Storage Unit of Love

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

The Map of the Human Heart

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"That must be the artist over there."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

"The kids are growing up so fast."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Mushy Peas

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Barbara Cartland

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'