Sentimentality Seeker Gifts

Storage Unit of Love

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

The Map of the Human Heart

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"That must be the artist over there."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"The kids are growing up so fast."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Mushy Peas

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Barbara Cartland

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'My life is a joke.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"