Sentiment Soul-searcher Gifts

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The Map of the Human Heart

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"That must be the artist over there."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

The Anti-Materialist

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mushy Peas

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Storage Unit of Love

Existential Risk

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

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