Sentiment Soul-searcher Pillows

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"That must be the artist over there."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Storage Unit of Love

Mushy Peas

"The kids are growing up so fast."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Existential Risk

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"The meaning of life at a glance"

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'