Sentiment Seeker Pillows

The Map of the Human Heart

Mother's Day cards

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

"I feel so much better when we're together." Mother was right, he thought. She's just using me -? for medicinal purposes.

A man wearing a green shirt with his hands crossed over his heart

Stephanie waved goodbye, already forlorn.

Mushy Peas

"That must be the artist over there."

Memory Lane

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Wife, watching Chilean miners rescue, cries as husband returns safely from work.

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Missing you.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

Cards: SympathyCongratulationsGuilt.

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Mom" in the shape of the mountains and sun.

"Pops, whatcha want for Christmas?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Life goes by like somebody has pushed a fast forward button. I'd like to have a rewind button so I could go back and replay a few segments over and over again!

"His last words were 'tag, you're it.'"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"