Sentiment Saver Pillows

Gloria, two days from now you won't even remember why you were mad at me. That's why I keep a diary.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Noise Pollution

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"That must be the artist over there."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Mushy Peas

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

A Close Call

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

My first Boyfriend.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Trickle down...

"Numb yet?"

Mother's Day cards

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Mom" in the shape of the mountains and sun.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"Along with the invitations, announcements, and save-the-date cards, I'd like some 'I told you so' cards for people who thought I'd never get married."