Sentiment Sharer Pillows

Trickle down...

"They say they want me to be happy, but they keep shoving math and art and reading at me."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"That must be the artist over there."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Mushy Peas

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Man considers blogging.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Night of the Living Well-Read

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