Sentiment Sweeper Pillows

Sweeping Broken Heart Under the Rug.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"That must be the artist over there."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mushy Peas

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

My first Boyfriend.

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

Best Dad Ever

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Mother's Day cards

Trickle down...

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Mom" in the shape of the mountains and sun.

Artistic Street Sweeper

"Along with the invitations, announcements, and save-the-date cards, I'd like some 'I told you so' cards for people who thought I'd never get married."

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"I feel so much better when we're together." Mother was right, he thought. She's just using me -? for medicinal purposes.

Janitor at a Music School

Mood Swings

"His last words were 'tag, you're it.'"

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

"They say they want me to be happy, but they keep shoving math and art and reading at me."

Wife, watching Chilean miners rescue, cries as husband returns safely from work.

Valentines from your cat

"You going to visit your mother on mother's day?"