Sentiment Sweeper Pillows

Sweeping Broken Heart Under the Rug.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"That must be the artist over there."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mushy Peas

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

Best Dad Ever

My first Boyfriend.

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Mother's Day cards

Trickle down...

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

"Along with the invitations, announcements, and save-the-date cards, I'd like some 'I told you so' cards for people who thought I'd never get married."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Artistic Street Sweeper

"I feel so much better when we're together." Mother was right, he thought. She's just using me -? for medicinal purposes.

Janitor at a Music School

Mood Swings

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

Wife, watching Chilean miners rescue, cries as husband returns safely from work.

"They say they want me to be happy, but they keep shoving math and art and reading at me."

"His last words were 'tag, you're it.'"

Valentines from your cat

"You going to visit your mother on mother's day?"

Memory Lane