Sentimental Screener Pillows

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

Noel Coward.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Mushy Peas

"The kids are growing up so fast."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Florist.

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

A Close Call

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

Sinead O'Connor.

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

My first Boyfriend.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Mother's Day cards

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Mom" in the shape of the mountains and sun.

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

No calls, I'm resting on my laurels.