Sentimental Saver Pillows

A Close Call

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"We saved all your old diapers."

"Does it spark joy? No. But the thought of throwing it away does spark my deepest fears of loss and abandonment..."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'I was wondering where our wedding portrait was!. . . I bet Burl put it here to keep it safe.'

'I'm studying hoardiculture.'

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Noise Pollution

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

My first Boyfriend.

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

Valentines from your cat

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Jeff discovered a new bank account where his money would always be safe.

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."

"Tommy's dad just taught him the value of a dollar, Mom . . . he gave him 35 cents!"

Businessman in the bin.