Sentimentality Keeper Pillows

Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"That must be the artist over there."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Storage Unit of Love

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mushy Peas

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Barbara Cartland

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

A Close Call

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."