Sentimentalists Pillows

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"I want a pony!"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Storage Unit of Love

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Barbara Cartland

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

Newton's Cradle Romance

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

Forbidden love.

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

Talking christmas tree