Cyber Sentimentalist Pillows

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Cellphone Islands

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

"I want a pony!"

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Faithbook

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"