Quirky Sentimentalist Pillows

Newton's Cradle Romance

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Pigeon Little

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Reverse psychology

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Don't editorialize."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Texturing the Walls

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I want a pony!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.