Quirky Critic Pillows

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

If symptoms persist sue your doctor.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pigeon Little

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Reverse psychology

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Don't editorialize."

Football Crazy strip six

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"People were steal his ideas"

'My dentist recommended it.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!