Quirky Product Reviewer Pillows

'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Unusual Offers

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Is the water cold?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Focus Group Failures

Jumble Sale

'Good book?'