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'Just because no one visits your peat bog blog, doesn't mean you're a bad person.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Candid Camera store.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Don't editorialize."

Football Crazy strip six

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Is the water cold?'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Bald man with a brush on his head

E M Forster.

'What's wrong with you?'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

'Slow and hurl.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'