Quirky Blogger Mugs

'Just because no one visits your peat bog blog, doesn't mean you're a bad person.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Candid Camera store.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Don't editorialize."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Football Crazy strip six

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Is the water cold?'

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

E M Forster.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Slow and hurl.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."