Quirky Consumer Pillows

Seven deadly sins store

AMAZON presents FOOD HOLE Market

"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Just as long as it's a healthy consumer.'

But is it organic?

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"That's our new church mascot."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

They get into debt so fast these days...

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Floss Street Vendor

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Focus Group Failures

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Jumble Sale

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'