Quirky Consumerism Fan Pillows

"Just browsing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Jarvis Cocker

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Builders fashion range

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

She was always an introvert.

Magic mushroom

Dang clip ons!

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Pop up hell

Titan Arum

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

New Gods

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"He didn't leave much - just a lot of unanswered questions..."

Hillbilly.