Consumerism Enthusiast Pillows

"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."

Shop of Fools, Sale

Woman with a 'Born to Shop' bumper sticker drives past a man with a 'Forced to Work!' sticker.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Made in China

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

'It's about time!'