Consumerist Critic Pillows

'Do you think children are growing up too fast?' 'Yes Mummy.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

The economy doctor

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Too Much Plastic.

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

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"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

desert isle shopping trolley...

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'

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"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

"Too film noir?"