Consumerism Critique Pillows

This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up

"I'm not sure what's worse. Countless microorganisms or one big greedy macro-organism."

The Four Truck Drivers of the Apocalypse

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Made in China

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"That shirt is so last year."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."