"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
Consumerism Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for a coffee mug that celebrates a consumerism enthusiast's passion? Our witty, fun mugs are perfect for starting their day with a smile—adding humor and personality to their favorite beverage.
Shop of Fools, Sale
Woman with a 'Born to Shop' bumper sticker drives past a man with a 'Forced to Work!' sticker.
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
Made in China
"I shop, therefore I am."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
"That shirt is so last year."
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Would you like to see the markup?"
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
Customer Convention
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'
Consumerism Enthusiast Mugs Collection
Consumerism Enthusiast Pillows
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Consumerism Enthusiast Prints
Enhance their space with prints that reflect their passion for consumerism. Stylish, humorous, and perfect for decorating their favorite areas.
Consumerism Enthusiast T-Shirts
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