"Richard and I are planning on taking some time off just to enjoy our purchases."
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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
But is it organic?
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
"I shop, therefore I am."
Made in China
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
"That shirt is so last year."
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
Woman thinking about luxuries.
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Would you like to see the markup?"
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
Customer Convention
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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