"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
Consumerism Observer Mugs
Find humor and insight on the go with our consumerism observer mugs. These witty designs are perfect for breakfast, coffee breaks, or just a moment of reflection on the shopping frenzy.
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"I shop, therefore I am."
Made in China
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
"That shirt is so last year."
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Would you like to see the markup?"
Customer Convention
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'
'It's about time!'
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
Consumerism Observer Mugs Collection
Consumerism Observer Pillows
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