Consumerism Commentator Mugs

"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!

Vending Machine - Don't Leave Empty-handed.

Art Gallery

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

desert isle shopping trolley...

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

For the new gardener.

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

Visit Our Gift Shop

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Heart vending machine.

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Sellouts."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

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