Modern Consumer Commentator Mugs

Heart vending machine.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Made in China

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'The recession is over, again.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

The economy doctor

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Too Much Plastic.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

desert isle shopping trolley...

The Lesser Pyramids

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'