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Consumerism Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the consumerism commentator who loves to critique modern shopping habits? Our collection features witty, creative items that poke fun at the obsession with consumption. From humorous mugs and T-shirts to playful pillows and art prints, these products are designed to resonate with those who see the humor in our consumer-driven world. Ideal for the insightful, the ironic, and the ever-thoughtful critic in your life, these items make a statement while bringing a smile. Discover designs that articulate the humor in modern overindulgence and the quirks of consumer culture.
"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!
Vending Machine - Don't Leave Empty-handed.
Entertainment Tonight
How America Was Re-Won
Art Gallery
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
Sign Reform
Woman thinking about luxuries.
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"
"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'
"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.
Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.
"It's just not the same."
"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
desert isle shopping trolley...
"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'
Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)
"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."
"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."
For the new gardener.
"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."
It's a new year, little buddy. What are you going to do to make the most of it? Throw out the old to make room for the new. Very deep, little buddy. I'm a deep person. If the big-screen tv I got on Black Friday is a whole month old, I'm Zen enough to just breathe ... and let it go, on eBay. Want to hear my Zen mantra? Luckily, I stopped listening 30 seconds ago.
"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"
Visit Our Gift Shop
"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."
"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."
Ed's Odd Job Lot.
Heart vending machine.
Consumerism Commentator Gifts Collection
Consumerism Commentator Mugs
Discover more humorous and satirical mugs that highlight the quirks of consumer culture—perfect for coffee lovers with a sharp wit.
Consumerism Commentator Pillows
Shop more pillows featuring clever commentary on consumerism—bring humor and comfort to any space.
Consumerism Commentator Prints
Explore our selection of print art that humorously critiques today's shopping obsession—great for decorating with a message.
Consumerism Commentator T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty T-shirts that satirize modern consumer habits—ideal for those who love making a humorous statement.